I tried really hard to take a picture of a lady in some gross sweat pants at the grocery store. They weren’t dirty or shredded, but they had wording on the butt which read, “FYI, I might not be wearing underwear.” It was only on the right booty cheek, which happened to be the same side her sweater was hiked up on. She obviously really, really wanted to have her message read.
This was so confusing. What did she want me to gather from her information? Was it a warning to not sit where she has sat? Was it an invitation for conversation about society and undergarments? Does she need some money for underwear?
I followed her and snapped a dozen photos, all of which were blurry. Not sure if you really needed to see her pants, it was more of a need to have proof that these pants exist.
Are you ready for the worst part? It was in a really, really bad font.
Would you like a giant shortcut to dinner? You have two options. One, get really, really rich and hire someone to take care of your meals. Two, sign up for OnceAMonthMeals.com.
It will cost you $10 a month for a basic membership and $16 for premium. You will more than make that up with grocery savings, immediately. There are different monthly menus to choose from and once chosen, the site will compile a few lists for you:
1. A complete shopping list
2. A prep chart
3. Recipe cards
4. Cooking day instructions
6. A thawing sheet, with information for each recipe
The idea of Once A Month Meals is to plan meals, shop for them in one day and spend one day cooking, then freezing all of the meals. That day is not the most relaxing, but it is well worth it.
It would have made sense for me to take a photo of our freezer last month, when it was full of meals! I’m getting ready for round two of cooking for the month. Because I bought a premium membership, I can swap meals from the suggested menu and choose one of the other 3000+ meals on the site.
As of right now (October 2014), the menus offered are:
- Whole Foods (As in healthy, unprocessed foods)
- Gluten Free, Dairy Free
- Kid’s Mini Menu
- Baby Food
The menus are seasonal and plenty of bonus menus seem to keep popping up, like the pumpkin menu!
Not only is it pretty awesome to have a homemade dinner every night of the week, it’s amazing how much money batch cooking saves. My other, other favorite part? There is usually only one crock pot meal per menu.
Here is a sampling of what I cooked last month of my mega-cooking day -
- GF Apple Pie Oatmeal Muffins
- Homemade Cinnamon Rolls
- Pumpkin Muffins
- Taco Bowls
- Lemon Orzo Soup
- Quinoa Mexican Bowl
- Perfect Roasted Chicken
- Autumn Sausage Casserole
- Crockpot Mongolian Beef
- Honey Sesame Chicken
- Mushroom White Wine Chicken
Doesn’t sound bad, does it? Regain your sanity. Stop cooking seven nights a week, that just plain sucks!