This morning, I offered Dallas some advice about being a good friend, he told me, “I know, Mama.”
My mother hates to be called mama. Totally not her thing. To her, mama means this:
When I hear mama, I think of this:
I’ve transitioned from a working mom back to being stay at home mom and things have been going really well. Yesterday, as we drove home from 2nd grade pick up, I was joking around with my kids. I had been feeling pretty good about all the stay at home mothering I had been lavishing on my children.
We listen to lots of music on Pandora in the car and a song from the Disney movie, Tangled came through the speakers. Rapunzel is singing on about all the chores she does before 7:15 am, as she has nothing else to do in her lonesome tower.
Max took this opportunity to tell me, “Mom, you are like Rapunzel!”
I couldn’t quite figure out what he meant, because I have recently cut my hair. Before I had more time to think, Max explained it’s because “I don’t ever give them any attention.”
Luckily, Dallas stood up for me, laughing and telling Max how his accusation was untrue.
Still Max stood his ground. “No, mom. You don’t ever do anything with us.”
He was trying to make some point about me being so busy doing chores all the time. Whatever kid. I think I only spend 19 or 20 hours a day (including a few hours at night) with you. Tell it to your future therapist.
I know some drama is headed Max’s way, because he is determined to have three wives. Dallas offered some great advice this morning on the situation. “Max, it’s illegal to have three wives. But, it’s not illegal to have three girlfriends.” Should I call TLC now?
I joined a 7:30 pm meeting last night, after cooking my family some beef stew, biscuits (gluten-free), homemade potato salad and (paleo) pumpkin pie (with non-paleo whip cream). A little treat was in order, so I got myself a Vietnamese iced coffee.
Have you had one of these drinks? HOOOLY heartbeats. This type of coffee highlights caffeine for what it really is, a close cousin to crack.
At 9 pm, I drove home and sat to check my email before bed. It wasn’t until then that I just how fast my heart was beating.
I couldn’t get to bed, so I sat and watched old clips of Joan Rivers. Honestly, I had no idea she was that funny. What a talented woman. The real win came this morning around 6 though…
Sorry, that meme shouldn’t be funny. It still makes me giggle though. Maybe because I picture them as sister wives, too? Plus, its kind of stupid. They are all around 70, which is totally the new 55. Not nearly old enough to worry about sleep-dying.
I was a total zombie the rest of today. Jy reheated leftovers and added in some extra hot dogs for good measure. I ate a protein bar for dinner. Why can’t my family just be happy with protein bars, too?
Ok, so after this marathon day, let me share a great recipe! You don’t need to be a paleo-person to eat a piece of paleo pumpkin pie! Heck, it makes it even better, because now you can add some whipped cream. I also chickened out and dropped about 1/4 cup of raw sugar into my pie mix. The real winner here is the crust. Bookmark or pin this for the holidays, it will come in handy, I promise!
- 1 ¼ cups raw walnut halves (you could also substitute pecans)
- 1 cup blanched almond flour
- 1 egg white
- Generous pinch of salt
- 1 ¾ cups pumpkin puree (use fresh or this is the equivalent of a 15oz can)
- 2/3 cups raw walnut halves
- 1/3 cup raw or roasted unsalted cashews
- 3 eggs + 1 egg yolk
- ¼ cup honey
- ¼ cup maple syrup
- 1 cup water
- 1 tsp ginger
- 1 tsp allspice
- 1 tsp nutmeg
- 2 tsp cinnamon
- ½ tsp cloves
- ½ tsp cardamom
- ¼ tsp salt
- Preheat oven to 375F.
- Grind walnuts in a food processor or blender until finely ground and almost starting to turn into walnut butter (i.e., just starting to clump together).
- Mix walnuts, almond flour, egg white, and salt together (you can pulse in your food processor or do this by hand).
- Press/pinch into a 9” pie plate (an 8” deep dish pie plate will work too).
- Pierce the crust with a fork every ¼” or so to stop the shell from bubbling up while it bakes.
- Bake for 20-22 minutes, until starting to turn golden brown.
- Let cool at least 10 minutes before pouring the custard in.
- Preheat oven to 350F (if you’re making your pie right after making the crust, just reduce the temperature).
- Place cashews and walnuts in your food processor or blender and pulse until finely ground. Add eggs, honey and maple syrup and blend for 2-3 minutes until completely smooth (you could also add some of the water if it’s too thick for your food processor or blender to puree well). It is very important to blend until completely smooth, otherwise your custard will be watery.
- Add the rest of the ingredients and blend until combined.
- Pour into cooled pie shell (doesn’t need to be room temperature, just cool enough to touch). Spread the top out evenly with a spatula.
- Bake for 40 minutes. Allow pie to cool completely before serving.