Category Archives: Snacks
Real Ranch Dressing – How I Got My Kid to Eat Salad
I got my kid to eat salad.
He called it scrumptious. He asked if he could have it for snack at school the next day. He was not drunk.
I am forever making my own salad dressing. It turns out to be just that, my own. My husband tolerates it and my kids won’t touch it. They all want ranch. They don’t want the greek yogurt ranch I keep trying to pull on them either. They want the bottled stuff, chemicals, gunk and all. It’s too bad they don’t do the shopping though.
—Insert evil laugh here—
This week however, the bottle has met it’s match. I pulled out my trusty Mom 100 Cookbook and found the best ever ranch recipe. No, like…ever. Like Taylor Swift ever…ever…ever. I’ve tried many dressings found via Pinterest and none come close. Ok, one caveat here. I didn’t have any sour cream on hand, so I used a full-fat plain yogurt.
Yes, I keep the whole milk variety of yogurt in my fridge.
There are fewer chemicals and no tang. It’s pure love. Sometimes, I even spend two bucks on a container of Noosa yoghurt.
Yeah, that stuff. It’s probably more like $2.79 and it’s a total special treat. It’s so fancy it needs an h. As in, yoghurt. Yeah, I know where the hurt is Noosa, it’s in my wallet.
I bought three today, thinking my kids would then love me forever. Max devoured most of it, the rest landed on the chair and his shirt. Dallas however (who was the one to ask me for his own in the past) decided he didn’t like the cover. He didn’t want it. Of course I had brought it to him after school and before we were going to spend the entire afternoon running errands. The poor ice pack didn’t stand a chance. Right now there is $2.79 worth of yogHurt in my trunk, dying a slow death.
I swear, my son is so lucky that…I don’t know how to finish that sentence. Let’s just say in my mom’s day, she would have had a slipper thrown at her.
- ⅔c buttermilk
- ½c mayonnaise
- ½c sour cream
- 1Tbs white wine vinegar
- 1Tbsp chopped fresh italian flat leaf parsley
- 1tsp Dijon mustard
- ¾tsp finely minced garlic or garlic powder
- ½tsp dried dill
- ½tsp dried thyme
- ⅛tsp sweet paprika
- salt and pepper
- Place the buttermilk, mayo, sour cream, vinegar, parsley, mustard, garlic, dill, thyme, and paprika in a small bowl and whisk to combine. Season with salt and pepper to taste.
- Lower Fat Version: Sub ½c 1% greek yogurt for the sour cream
- Ranch Dip for Veggies: Reduce the buttermilk to ½c and increase both the mayo and sour cream to ⅔c each.
Mango Raisin Muffins – REVISED!
I needed to make these muffins again, they were so yummy the first go around! I’m editing the recipe to include greek yogurt instead of oil, it makes a healthy difference that tastes even better! Bigger, better, a little lighter. Lighter as long as you aren’t noticing the cafe’ style sugar coated topping, that is. Remember, these aren’t for you!
Not too long ago, I introduced you to the best muffin recipe. Ever, ever. I also warned that these muffins aren’t for you. They are for your friends you want to fatten up, or your picky kids, or anytime you might find yourself alone with a giant mug of coffee and the Sunday paper. So really, just the first two options.
Well, I have taken these muffins and made them exotic and new. Really, I was out of blueberries and stumbled on to a better muffin!
- 1¾ cups all-purpose flour
- ¾ cup raw sugar
- ½ teaspoon salt
- 2 teaspoons baking powder
- 1 T. cinnamon
- ½ cup plain greek yogurt
- 2 eggs
- ½ cup milk
- 1 large mango, diced
- ½ cup raisins
- Topping:
- ½ cup sugar
- ⅓ cup all-purpose flour
- ¼ cup butter, cubed
- 1½ teaspoons ground cinnamon
- Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Grease muffin cups or line with muffin liners.
- Combine 1½ cups flour, ¾ cup sugar, salt and baking powder.
- Place coconut oil into a 1 cup measuring cup; add egg and enough milk to fill the cup.
- Mix the wet mixture with the flour mixture.
- Fold in mangoes and raisins
- In a separate bowl, mix together the topping ingredients. Be sure to crumble up the cubed butter, if you have a pastry knife, bust that baby out.
- Fill muffin cups right to the top and sprinkle with crumb topping mixture. (I wound up with extra topping, use as desired).
- Bake for 20 to 25 minutes in the preheated oven, or until done.
Ingredients:
- 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
- 3/4 cup raw sugar
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 2 teaspoons baking powder
- 1 T. cinnamon
- 1/2 cup plain greek yogurt
- 2 eggs
- 1/2 cup milk
- 1 large mango, diced
- 1/2 cup raisins
Topping:
- 1/2 cup sugar
- 1/3 cup all-purpose flour
- 1/4 cup butter, cubed
- 1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
Directions:
- Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Grease muffin cups or line with muffin liners.
- Combine 1 1/2 cups flour, 3/4 cup sugar, salt and baking powder.
- Place coconut oil into a 1 cup measuring cup; add egg and enough milk to fill the cup.
- Mix the wet mixture with the flour mixture.
- Fold in mangoes and raisins
- In a separate bowl, mix together the topping ingredients. Be sure to crumble up the cubed butter, if you have a pastry knife, bust that baby out.
- Fill muffin cups right to the top and sprinkle with crumb topping mixture. (I wound up with extra topping, use as desired).
- Bake for 20 to 25 minutes in the preheated oven, or until done.
***My husband was convinced that you couldn’t even taste that these muffins are healthier than their blueberry counterpart. Uh, because they aren’t!
COFFEE CHALLENGE!
If you can create a gluten free version of this muffin (and it must taste GOOD), I will send you a $10 starbucks card. Happy Baking!
Summer Coconut Cashews
Roasted nuts aren’t just for the holidays, summer is a great time for cooked nuts, too! Just (insert joke here about sunburned crazy neighbors, relatives, reality show stars). When the temperature starts to rise, so does the frequency of dinner salads. Nothing tops a salad better than roasted nuts! These guys are especially yummy mixed in yogurt or even on top of ice cream.
- 1 cup raw cashews
- 1 tsp coconut oil
- ½ cup raw coconut
- 2 tsp. honey
- Mix the ingredients together and roast for 10 minutes at 350 degrees, stir half way through.
That’s it! These nuts are not overly sweet, so sprinkle sugar (before roasting) if you are creating a dessert type nut.
Summer Cashews would mix well with dried mango, pineapple or banana. They would also be heavenly with some dark chocolate chips!
Crunchy, munchy!
Road Trip Series: Carrot Spread
The rain has finally made it to town and boy, do we need it! There was a general sense of tiredness in the air yesterday, as we are still adjusting to the time change and I am still adjusting to a life not laden with bread and sugar.
Dallas has been asking me why he is such a chatterbox and I have to tell him that he just takes after his mommy. I am gentle enough to leave out the end of the sentence which is, “After she’s had her coffee.”
Dallas never made it to Awanas last night, he was just too cranky, so I toted him along with me to the library. He picked up a copy of his new favorite movie, Mary Poppins. How cute is that? I found the book, The Toddler Bistro: Child-Approved Recipes and Expert Nutrition Advice for the Toddler Years. I have realized lately that although I make my children vegetables for dinner every night, they aren’t eating them. Oops. Plan B.
As we continue to get geared up for our trip to Disneyland next month, I am plotting and planning food to bring along that will keep our money in our wallets and cholesterol out of our blood. Traveling is tricky, especially the days in between driving to and from home, when eating out seems like the best plan at every meal! I found the recipe, Creamy Carrot Spread in The Toddler Bistro and I think it may come in handy.
Carrot spread can take the place of cream cheese on morning bagels, toast or even muffins. We can make quick sandwiches with what meat is on hand and keep the big, nasty jar of mayo at home. The spread can even be used as a veggie dip!
- Puree of 2 large carrots (or a jar of baby food!)
- 4 oz. cream cheese
- 1 T. orange juice
- ½ tsp. cinnamon
- 1 tsp. orange zest
- Blend and keep chilled. Dat is dat!
Wish me luck as my husband heads off to Vegas. I’ll take two out of the following four:
1. My kids are angels the whole time.
2. Jy comes home a thousandaire or more.
3. The scale totally cooperates when I finally get to weigh/measure myself again on Friday (it’s been 30 days).
4. I don’t have to deal with any poop or barfy issues alone. (This blog was started long after we needed to clean the ceilings in two rooms, the doors and change our heating vents due to a serious poop/underwear-flinging incident). You can begin to understand my fear now.
Date Night Spicy Corn
Most of our date nights are spent watching our month old copy of a Netflix movie (the disc kind, not the streaming kind), on the couch, after the kids are in bed and spent with either ice cream (not anymore!) or whatever snack we can develop out of our pantry. We are working towards actually getting out of the house at some point, but I am happy to report a fun date night snack we can enjoy until that day arrives!
This recipe can be found in the newest copy of Food & Wine, it’s called Black Pepper Kettle Corn, but I have added a little twist with some heat.
- 2 tablespoons canola oil
- 6 tablespoons popping corn
- 2 tablespoons sugar
- 1 tablespoon golden flaxseeds
- ½ teaspoon salt
- ½ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
- In a large nonstick saucepan, heat the canola oil with the popping corn over moderately high heat until sizzling. Add the sugar, flaxseeds, salt and pepper, cover and cook, shaking the pan constantly, until nearly all of the kernels are popped, 5 to 6 minutes. Pour the kettle corn onto a rimmed baking sheet and let cool, tossing once or twice. Transfer the kettle corn to a bowl, leaving any unpopped kernels behind.
The kettle corn can be made up to 4 hours ahead.
The recipe is pretty similar to Lisa’s Kettle Corn. I wanted to give this recipe a try, because you add flaxseed to the kernels. Way to pump up the fiber! Food & Wine instructs 2 T. of sugar, but I used 3 packets of stevia instead. Once you have dumped the popcorn out of the pot and into its container, give it a good sprinkle of Cayenne Pepper. Hot-cha-cha!
Your popcorn will be sweet and spicy and your lips will be burning.Ooh la la!
Easy snack, low calorie and fiber filled and ready in less than ten minutes. Now you only have to argue over what movie to watch!
Stuff to Read
Spicy corn doesn’t need much discussion, so I can use this white space to tell you about some of my new favorite reads!
Real Food and Health Magazine – This is an e-zine that could use your support!
Eating Well Magazine – This is a popular publication that is well worth picking up.
Ketchup is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves - Very funny mom read.
The Hunger Games – Hurry, the movie is coming!!!
Jessica’s Blog - I am baking her summertime lemon tea cookies for Easter at church.
Shutterbean – My newest blog love.
That’s enough reading material for now. I guess I’d better go tend to the laundry pile I’ve been away from all weekend. We had a family filled weekend, with my Father In-law’s retirement party on Saturday night. My sweet cousin came to the rescue and watched the boys so I could go hear him being roasted, which was pretty darn funny.
Here’s one of the big displays with my Father In-law’s photos. The first photo really freaks me out though, because this is a dead on, younger version of my husband. It totally wierd me out to think I’ll be married to my father In-law someday.
This is the jumbo card I made for Auggie.
Sunday we were able to spend some time with three out of my four sweet brother in-laws and their very sweet wives. It was great for Max and Dallas to spend some time with their cousins, too. Now, I must tend to the mess I call home. Wish me more than luck.
2012 Oscar Themed Food: Moneyball
MONEYBALL
Starring: Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill and Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Directed by: Bennett Miller
Putting together a well made, successful film is similar to putting together the right pieces of a good baseball team. A smart screenwriter, innovative director and capable producer can easily be compared to an intelligent general manager, a strong minded manager and a trusting owner. But, the true success in baseball and the movie business is the stars on the field or on the silver screen and not only the stars, but how when a star driven vehicle is put together the right way, the execution is thoroughly effective.
Director Bennett Miller is fairly new to mainstream films, primarily working as a documentarian, he has made only two non-documentaries, the highly acclaimed Capote in 2005 and this year’s Moneyball. Where Bennett lacks experience behind the camera, he has the keen sense to recognize that with the right talent pool, he doesn’t have to do a lot to make a movie go. Watching Moneyball, the audience gets a sense that there was probably a relaxed togetherness on the set as the film was being made. Allowing his actors to do their best work has obviously paid off, considering that his two films have garnered a total of four Academy Award Nominations.
Moneyball, based on the Michael Lewis book, has been described as Freakanomics meets America’s Pastime. Following the story of real life Oakland Athletics former athlete turned General Manager, Billy Beane, the filmmakers seem to aim for a 1970′s style expose of how an unorthodox method of putting together a successful team could change the entire way Major League Baseball evaluates their players. In a restrained role as a man balancing baseball and fatherhood, Pitt does a great job of convincing us that he is not Brad Pitt and demonstrates a sense of vulnerability in a character who has failed in some sense at every level of his life up to this point. Jonah Hill is also convincing as an economics guru with a passion for baseball and Phillip Seymour Hoffman as grumpy manager Art Howe is pitch perfect in a role that is more potent at the times when he says nothing at all.
What I like best about Moneyball is the filmmakers ability to maintain a balance between each character and each aspect of the film. Growing up in the San Francisco Bay Area, I knew most of the history of what was on screen, but found myself intrigued throughout my viewing experience. Whether it is the editing, the story or a combination of both, no scene lingers on too long, no message is stuffed down the audiences throat, no repetitive jokes, everything feels fresh and as if being provided with a sense that you are peaking in on someone’s life for a short time and are compelled to see what happens next. Many people may watch Moneyball anticipating some type of exciting sports movie and while those people won’t be disappointed, the film is based less on the dramatic sports events on the field and more driven by the intense dialogue behind the scenes and the excitement that comes from watching others follow their instincts, taking chances and making the most of what they have. Most sports movies empathize with the fan and emphasize a love of the game. Here, we get a picture of baseball as a business, run by people driven to succeed who also have a passion for the game but in a different way.
By the end of the film, I was left with an unexpected sense of surprise and fulfillment, but I really shouldn’t be, because when someone takes the time to put together a good team that fully executes, what else should be expected other than complete enjoyment on the other side.
Garlic Fries?
I was trying to think of different food balls I could roll together for this movie, but then thought of something much better! Garlic fries! Do stadiums everywhere have garlic fries now? The fries at the Giant’s stadium are garlic-tastic and a must try. The overwhelming garlic is fabulous for the first few fries, but after that, it can be a bit much. So, I needed to find a baked fry recipe, to cut out the frying, as well as one that still satisfied a garlic craving, without killing all vampires on the earth.
I found this recipe at The Red Spoon blog.
While getting the fries just right turned out to be trickier that I thought, I was happy I took the extra steps. What extra steps? As her recipe suggests, I flipped the fries over every 10 minutes for a total of 40 (minutes, not flips). I spent time infusing my olive oil with garlic and rosemary. I made an extra oil mixture at the end and went above and beyond by creating a dipping sauce.
- 2 pounds russet potatoes, cut lengthwise into 3×1/3×1/3 batons
- 3 tablespoons olive, divided
- Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
- 2 garlic cloves chopped (not minced)*
- 3 tablespoons chopped flat leaf parsley
- Preheat oven to 425-degrees. Coat a large rimmed baking sheet with non-stick spray. Toss potatoes with 2½ tablespoons oil in a large bowl and season with salt and pepper. Arrange in a single layer on baking sheet.
- Roast the potatoes, turning ever 10 minutes, until browned and tender, about 30 – 40 minutes.
- Whisk reaming ½ tablespoon oil, garlic and parsley in a large bowl. Add hot fries, season with salt and pepper, and toss to coat.
*Minced garlic is much stronger and has a sharper flavor than larger pieces of garlic. I made the mistake of mincing and it was over powering. Next time I would chop the garlic leaving larger chunks and thus softening the garlic flavor. (I know it sounds weird and doesn’t make sense as you would think smaller pieces means less flavor, but believe me, trust me — don’t mince.)
Things I did differently
- I infused garlic and rosemary in olive oil first, by letting a mixture of the oil and herbs come to a simmer and then leaving the oil on low for 30 minutes.
- I used thyme, pepper and celtic sea salt in my last seasoning
- I brushed the infused olive oil on my fries between baking times
- My dipping sauce was a blend of greek yogurt, minced garlic and the thyme/pepper/salt seasoning
I’ll just say this once, these are so stinking good. Come back to read what Jy has to say about Moneyball tonight!
Parmesan Poppy Pops

Cake pops have had their 15 minutes of fame. Move over sugar balls, it’s time to present cheese pops! Not being from the Midwest, I may be slow to this wagon, but I am here now. I learned the recipe from Cooking Channel newcomer and former model, Lorraine Pascale.
Add this quick appetizer to your recipe file. Not only are these Parmesan Pops really yummy, they are ready to eat in under ten minutes! Don’t skip out on the extras, they give texture, color and a different bit of flavor. The standard recipe uses poppy and sesame seeds. Don’t be afraid to try out new combos, including spice mixes.
- Butter or Spray for pain
- 1¼ cup Parmesan cheese, finely grated
- 1 tsp poppy seeds
- 1tsp sesame seeds
- Special equipment: 10 white round lollipop sticks; round 3½in (9cm) cookie cutter; 2 baking sheets
- Preheat the oven to 425 degrees.
- Line two large baking sheets with parchment paper and grease
- Toss the cheese and seeds together in a small bowl.
- Sit a 3½ inch ring or cookie cutter on one of the baking sheets and sprinkle a small handful of the cheese mixture into it, in a thin layer.
- Carefully lift the ring off to reveal a neat-edged disk of Parmesan and lay a lollipop stick on top, with the tip of the stick touching the middle of the disk. Repeat with the remaining cheese and sticks to make 10 in total (leaving about 1¼in spaces between them to allow for any spreading during cooking).
- You should have a little Parmesan left over, so use it to cover up the part of the lollipop stick resting on the disk.
- Bake in the oven for 5 minutes, swapping to a different shelf halfway through. The cheese should be lightly golden and bubbling.
- Remove from the oven and slide the paper off the baking sheets and onto a rack to help speed up cooling.
- Let cool for 1 to 2 minutes until the lollipops have become crisp.
- Very carefully remove each one with a spatula.
Leftover Notes
Here is what I did with the major takeover of chickpeas in my kitchen! I mixed some brown basmati rice (found also at the Indian store) with some quickly wilted spinach, roasted butternut squash that had been sweetened with brown sugar and cinnamon and topped it off with parmesan and shredded mozzarella. I expected my family to veto, but they all loved it.


























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